RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. ]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kerri needs a man (>:U I alreay got a man! One's enough already -___-; He drives me up the wall and finds it funny to make me blush but I loves him for that ^///^)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Kerri looks like she doesn’t wanna touch Pete. (Who in the hell is Pete? Do you mean Pete from those Goofy cartoons? If so, then of course I won't, his fat will eat me up in one gulp! DX)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kerri says she has no regrets about not pursuing an acting career. (Hell yes! Sure I can be dramatic at times just for the hell of it, but I'm not a goddamn snob! >_>

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kerri wants a new dog. (No, I want a fennec fox damnit! >:U Tho....a new dog is always good ^^)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kerri does indeed attribute her success to being in the right place at the right time. (Yep yep, if you know what I mean -winks- xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kerri hates your face. (>_>....<_<....Depends on who you are, really )

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Kerri asks a lot of questions. (Why? Who? What? When? Where? How? XDD)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Kerri goes home. (Yeps ^^)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kerri likes to sleep topless. (Yes, it feels good actually )

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kerri eats pizza. (Very rarely I do, but I'll eat Chicago style Deep dish pizza anytime!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Kerri wears dark glasses. (Nope, I rarely wear glasses and those are only sunglasses -shrugs-)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Kerri was arrested for forging a prescription. (>_> Now you know why some drugs were banned ;; Sorry....xDD)